A Comedy Story in School

Excuses, Excuses and Excuses

                               :-Gareth Owen

    Late again, Beinkensopp?

    What's the excuse this time?

    Not my fault, sir.

    Whose fault is it then?

    Grandma's sir

    Grandma's? What did she do?

    She died sir.

    Died?

    She's seriously dead alright sir.

    That makes four grandmothers this term, Beinkensopp?

    All on PE days.

    I know it's very upsetting sir

    How many Grandmaster have you got Beinkensopp?

    None sir.

    You said you had four.

    All dead sir

    And what about yesterday, Beinkensopp?

    What about yesterday, sir?

    You were absent yesterday.

    That was the dentist, sir

    The dentist died?

    No sir, my teeth sir.

    You missed the maths test, Beinkensopp!

    I'd been looking forward to it, sir.

    Right, line up for PE

    Can't sir.

    There is no such word as can't Beinkensopp.

     No kit sir.

     Where is it?

     Home sir.

     What is it doing at home?

     Not ironed sir.

     Could not you Iron it?

     Can't sir.

     Why not?

     Bad hand sir.

     Who usually does it?

     Grandma, sir.

     Why could not she do it?

     Dead sir...

                                               

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